I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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