It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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