I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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