Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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