like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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