Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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