For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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