I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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