I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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