Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Also, beer. Big fan.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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