i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
worst night to have a conscience
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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