I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Be still, my beating vagina.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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