In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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