This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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