do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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