Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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