i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
