Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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