The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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