Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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