I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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