If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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