no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
The Olympian is in my bed
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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