the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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