I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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