i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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