So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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