we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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