so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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