i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
not ubering you a puppy
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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