I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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