absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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