she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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