I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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