hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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