Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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