Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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