I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I feel like abortions should bother me more
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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