Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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