I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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