how can u be prego again
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
