i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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