I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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