Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Those nachos came to me in a dream
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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