come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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