what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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