Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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