Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
PANTIES FOUND
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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