): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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