So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
