When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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