Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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